Diahrea Compromise

Diahrea Compromise

Here is when the gay man finds out
that watersports aren't played in a pool,
but in streams of golden showers.

When the lesbian wants to bury herself
in the carpet of another,
but finds it clean and can't stand the smell.

What to do when the straight man can't
find euphora in the hands of a woman
since she won't indulge his asshole?

Oh diahrea compromise,
you'll find a way to fulfil yourself,
if not in one-
then in another,
and then they'll be sorry,
and so will we.

-Matthew Koutzun