Sex Advice from Margaret
Dear Margaret;
What do I do?
He won't lift my spirits
with the right hand of God,
nor take my soul
into the pit of his.
I cannot understand
how a woman,
sensitive though I am,
cannot find hope
inside of him.
Dear Reader;
He can't levitate the bed.
He can't jump through hoops.
Just be happy
he can find where to stick it.
-Matthew Koutzun
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