The Awful Truth
I once heard a story:
but perhaps it's best a fact:
that in the old days
Native Americans would drink many glasses of water
before going to bed,
so that in the morning
they would wake up faster.
They used this many times in war.
What they don't tell you:
is that when they were taking their piss-
the other side attacked.
-Matthew Koutzun
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